'Ill-Advised' Baby Parenting Techniques Are Ruining Children, According to Preachy New Research

Publish by Linda SharpsDo you place your child inside a stroller? Does your child have his/her very own room? Does your child consume formula additionally to or rather than breast milk? Do you stop touching your child? Should you clarified "yes" to these questions, well, I do not mean to alarm you, but ... U R DOIN IT WRONG.

That's based on research presented lately in a symposium in the College of Notre Dame, anyway. Darcia Narvaez, Notre Dame professor of psychology, states that "ill-advised" modern raising a child techniques might be affecting babies in a number of alarming ways, creating -- isn't it time with this?? -- a crisis of depression and anxiety, aggression, delinquency, and lowering moral behavior.

Method to destroy America, you heartless stroller-carrying moms.